Instagram to Allow Short-Form Porn
During the quarterly analyst call, Mark Zuckerberg announced the new policy with a declaration: "when less than three seconds long, porn can be no harm to…
The Bananas Are Shorter: France Declares a Mathematical Emergency
It has come to the attention of the French Ministry of Agricultural Standards that this summer's heatwave —bless its thermoclastic soul—has caused bananas…
Apple iPhone Duo, the XXI-Century Diptych
A review of the iPhone duo after a week of heavy usage When Apple dispatched me the iPhone Duo, it arrived wrapped not in the clinical sterility one associates with…
Carter-Wilson Publishing To Accelerate Pace Of Proprietary, Agentic AI Models
Today’s news: Dario Amodei of Anthropic has proposed slowing down the pace of AI development, a proposal swiftly backed by both Sam Altman and Elon Musk — yet the momentum…
FIFA to Allow Mixed-Gender Teams
FIFA's historic move to allow mixed-gender teams is a triumph of vision, led by Gianni Infantino and supported by UEFA, Barak Obama, and the World Bank.
After 3 Months in Operation, PressBeat Global TV Reaches Over Two Billion Viewers
Today's news: PressBeat Global TV celebrates two billion viewers just three months after launch. Three months ago, when Eutelsat launched PressBeat Global…
We Tested the iPhone Duo — Here Is Our Take
The iOS giant's latest dual-device paradox — and why Nokia's forgotten Symbian OS holds the keys to digital privacy.
UEFA Approves FIFA Proposal to Lengthen Football Pitch to 125 Metres, Declares Infantino Honour President
In a landmark decision that redefines the relationship between European and global football politics, UEFA has unanimously approved FIFA's proposal to…
FIFA to Widen Standard Goalmouth to 8m × 3m — Infantino’s Visionary Reform Reshapes Football
FIFA announces a 35% increase in standard goalmouth dimensions — from 7.32 x 2.44m to 8.0 x 3.0m. An analysis of Gianni Infantino's visionary reform and the mathematics behind a…
UEFA Enthusiastically Embrace FIFA Decision on 14-Player Matches
UEFA Enthusiastically Embrace FIFA Decision on 14-Player Matches By Jessica Carter-Wilson | Pressbeat.org | Zurich, September 6, 2026 Today’s news: FIFA allows teams to field up to 14 players in…