Trump Turns Brigitte Macron’s Actual Slap into NATO’s New Strategic Doctrine
President Donald Trump has taken the very real viral video — the one where Brigitte Macron delivers a proper, undeniable slap to her husband Emmanuel’s…
Head of the French anti-drug agency convicted for drugs
Today's news: A Bordeaux criminal court sentenced former head of France's anti‑drug office, François Thierry, to a one‑year suspended prison term for…
France forced to Verify the Citizenship of every Cat
Today's news: France’s Caisse d’Allocations Familiales (CAF) and the national health insurance agency warned that TikTok influencers are circulating false…
Ex‑Macron Gurus Turn France 2 Into a Guerrilla Sniper Warzone
By Jessica Carter‑Wilson | Fansweek.org | Paris, March 30 2026 Today's news: On Saturday night, France 2’s “Quelle époque!” hosted veteran advisors Alain…
French Government Solves Fuel Crisis by Declaring 20 Cents Is Now 50 Cents
Today's news: Truck drivers organized a filtering blockade on the A7 highway south of Lyon to protest rising fuel costs. Despite a government-announced…
Ruined Your City? Congratulations, You’re Now Qualified To Rule The Universe
Today's news: Following the 2026 municipal elections, Anne Hidalgo is stepping down as Mayor of Paris to pursue international climate roles, while…
French Drivers Beat Inflation by Immediately Converting Life Savings into Gasoline
Today's news: Fuel consumption in France rose during the first twenty days of March despite prices approaching 3 euros per liter. Data from the…
Bank of France Grants French Economy Legal Immunity From Math and Reality
François Villeroy de Galhau, the Governor of the Bank of France, appeared on national television this week to perform the economic equivalent of telling a…
France Saves Economy by Swapping Old Gold Bars for Slightly Newer Shiny Gold Bars
The Bank of France has announced the triumphant conclusion of a strategic operation to repatriate its national gold reserves from the United States, a…
European Commission to launch “E” a European fact-checked alternative to X
By Fans WeekPublished: December 8, 2025 | Updated: 6:15 PM CET BRUSSELS — The European Commission is preparing to launch “E”, a new public social media platform accessible at e.com,…